I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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