I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Randomize
