I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
he just fucked me for my cheese..
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
