Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
