windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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