at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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