that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
of course. lets lasso hookers.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Enjoy the penises
Randomize
