so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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