This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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