I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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