We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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