Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
The struggles of a small town man whore
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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