what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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