You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
we should paint friendship bongs
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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