yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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