But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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