Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just puked most of my soul out..
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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