Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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