ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
