What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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