And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize