Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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