he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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