Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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