Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
where are you?
Hypothermia
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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