I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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