nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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