Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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