i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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