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(281): View more from Texas

Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.

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(310): View more from California

Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.

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(559): View more from California

I queefed so loud it echoed.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.

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(561): View more from Florida

This is the prime rib incident all over again

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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something

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