Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Quick, to the slutcave!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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