@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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