I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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