Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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