I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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