high people should be assigned attendants
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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