hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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