I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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