Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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