OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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