Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
