It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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