you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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