I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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