im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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