Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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