there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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