she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
you inspire me to be a worse person
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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