This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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