Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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