Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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