Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
