After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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