I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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